Lady: What does that have to do with anything? Do you have any idea what song they sing?īecause I would definitely bang you against every single piece of furniture in my house. Man: I recently read an article that said 92% of women masturbate in the shower, and the other 8% sing. When she looks disappointed at your lame effort and starts to ignore you just say "you know what? one day your kids are going to come up to me and ask, daddy, how did you meet mommy? and I am going to have to tell them what a bitch you are being right now. (This one is failsafe!) If I was to ask if you wanted to sleep with me, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?īecause I was always taught to follow my dreams.Ĭheck the label on the girls shirt and say the ever classic "Just as I thought, made in heaven". You are so gorgeous that you made me forget my pick up line. You remind me of my garbage bin, I'd love to take you out on thursdays. These are seriously cheesy pick up lines!īecause I'm sure I just saw you checking out my package.īecause I really want to drill you and make a huge mess. I'm not a weatherman, but you can definitely expect at least 3 inches tonight.īecause you certainly have my privates standing at attention. "Do you have a match?" respond with "I have the perfect match, me and you" "Do you have the time?" respond with "Do you have the energy" Polyester (they expect you to say boyfriend material) How about this, you give me yours and just wait to see what I can do with it.ĭo you know how much a fat penguin weighs?īecause I have some awesome karma-sutra positions to show you.īecause I haven't done you but I wish I had.įeel my shirt, do you know what it is made of? I’m not an expert at maths, but I’m great with numbers. They told me to never judge a book by its cover but I don't even know you and I am already checking you out.įirst we get really hammered, then I get to nail you Man: Because I have no idea how you work, but I have a feeling in my belly that makes me want to take you out.īecause you completely just blew me away.Īpart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?īecause you defnitely have everything I have been searching for. Man: (Whilst flexing his guns) Because these pythons are sick Man: Is there a vet anywhere around here? Need more good pick up lines? We are just getting started.
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